2007年5月20日 星期日

我的最佳耶誕專輯Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

The Holiday戀愛沒有假期中,飾演電影配樂作曲家的黑傑克Jack Black到飾演報社員工的凱特溫絲蕾Kate Winslet加州的暫住家拿艾德華柏恩斯Edward Burns飾演的劈腿男的筆電時,發現凱特家有客人,凱特解釋是她邀新朋友到家中吃飯,沒想到變成光明節晚宴,然後凱特邀傑克加入,傑克說OK,他剛好會唱Dreidel。

我忽然想到:此Dreidel該不會就是彼Dreidel吧???

來自南方公園South Park的耶誕專輯Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics,其中由凱子Kyle一家以及屎蛋Stan和阿ㄆ一ㄚˋCartman共同演唱的Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel一曲,歌中透露他們對這個玩具的有趣聯想。

Kyle: OK, Ike, you're my little brother, so I have to show you how to celebrate Hanukkah.This is called a dreidel. You spin it and see where it lands, and you sing this song:

I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay.
And when it's dry and ready, With dreidel I shall play.
Oh Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay,
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, With dreidel I shall play.


Now you try it, Ike. Just spin it with your fingers, like this.

Ike: H-I-J-K-L-O-P
Um, like, this song, go all the way.
play, came down the rain and wash the spider out.

Cartman: Hey, what the hell are you doing?

Oh, hey, Cartman. We're playing dreidel. You wanna try?

Cartman: Sure.
Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay
But I'm not gonna play with it, 'cause dreidel's fuckin' gay.

Kyle: Hey, shut your mouth, fatass.

Cartman: Jews.....play stupid games. Jews, that's why they're lame. Jews.....play stupid games. Jews, that's why they're lame.

Kyle: Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay.
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.

Stan: What's going on? Oh, it's that Hannukah thing.

Cartman: It's so amazing. You spin this thing on the ground and it goes round and round. I could watch it all day.

Stan: Let me try.
I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.
I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.
I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.
I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.

Kyle: Oh, Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay,
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.

Cartman: Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.
Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.

Sheila: Hello, boys.

Kyle: Hi, Mom.

Sheila: Oh, how precious! You boys are all playing dreidel.
Now you know that dreidel is a time-honored tradition for the Hebrew people.

Cartman: Yes, we know, Ms. Broslovski, It's so very interesting.

Sheila: Now when you learn to make a dreidel spin, You'll know our people always win. (Keep spinning.)
Learn to make a dreidel spin,
You'll know our people always win.

Cartman: Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.

Kyle: Oh, hi, Dad!

Gerald: Hello, everybody. Say, can I join in?

Kyle: Sure!
I have a little dreidel,
I made it out of clay.
And when it's dry and ready,
With dreidel I shall Everybody!

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay,
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.

Sheila: Now when you learn to make a dreidel spin,
you'll know our people always win. (Keep spinning.)

Learn to make a dreidel spin,
you'll know our people always win.

Stan: I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.

I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.

Cartman: Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.

Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you. You're so hot on that show.
Courtney Cox, I love you. You're so hot on that show.
Courtney Cox, I love you. You're so hot on that show.

Courtney Cox, I huh?

Kyle: Dad, Dad....we're singing about a dreidel

Gerald: Oh, sorry.

Sheila: We'll talk about this later, Gerald.

Kyle: Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay.

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay.
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.

Cartman: Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.

Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.

Stan: I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.

I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.

Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you.
You're so hot on that show.

Courtney Cox, I love you.
You're so hot on that show.

Sheila: Now when you learn to make a dreidel spin,
you'll know our people always win. (Keep spinning.)

Now when you learn to make a dreidel spin,
you'll know our people always win.



當然,南方公園的耶誕專輯怎麼可能只有溫馨,另一首由黃金先生Mr. Hankey和阿尼Kenny合唱的歌The Most Offensive Song Ever就非常KUSO!!!

Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!
The Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared,
He said, "You are to be the virgin mother"
And Mary thought that was weird.

Kenny: So he sat (Mmmmmppppppppph)
(Mmmmmppppppppph)

Mr. Hankey: But then Gabriel said to Mary,
"My child, have no fear."

Kenny: For you can suck all the dick you want...

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...

Mr. Hankey: And still not be considered flawed.

Kenny: I know you'd like to play,

And suck right through the night,

Together: You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.

Mr. Hankey: There was no room at the inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive
They were so very tired you see

Kenny: (Mmmmmppppppppph)

Mr. Hankey: She said she had no money

Kenny: And she needed a place to sleep

Mr. Hankey: Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep

Kenny: Because, you can suck all the dick you want...
And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...

Mr. Hankey: And still be the mother of Christ.

Together: If there's no room at the inn
Its not considered a sin

Kenny: So suck my dick and get away from me.

[Laughs]

Mr. Hankey: That's right!
And three wise men did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch

Kenny: (Mmmmmppppppppph)

Mr. Hankey: But again Gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...

Mr. Hankey: Every one in the nation.

Kenny: Fellatio ain't no sin
So have a dildo three miles in

Mr. Hankey: And you'll still be a virgin

Kenny: To everyone gone down on Christmas.

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can take it from the ox and the lamb...

Mr. Hankey: And even the little drummer boy.
Folks will remember your name quick.

Kenny: For sucking the biggest dick.

Together: Because sucking dick bring peace on Earth and joy!

Kenny: Because sucking dick...

Mr. Hankey: ..bring peace on Earth and joy!

Kenny: You can suck my dick!

[Laughter]


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歌詞來自Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics lyrics


boys and girls remember to suck all the dick you want to celebrate the holiday!!!
!!!

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